Instant Pot Hot Sauce - Experiment #1

 14.5oz (411g) red mostly superhots (Reaper, wartryx, death spiral, apocalypse scorpion - with 4-5 red habaneros mixed in, and 2-3 mild chilaca)

6 large cloves of garlic (35g)

Tablespoon salt

2 cups white distilled vinegar [Added extra cup at finish for total of 3 cups]

[Instant pot, 2 minutes, high pressure, natural release]

Blended with .35 tsp xanthan gum.

Made: 2 pints plus one 5 oz woozy bottle, and an ounce or two of leftover - just under 5 cups.  Put into one pint jar, two half pint jars, and water bath for 30 min.  Too long.  Boil/froth inside jars - possible froth from extended blend time.  Not completely smooth even with prolonged VitaMix blend at max speed.  

Yellow Peach Orange Sauce:

1 lb peppers.  40% superhot/Peach X/WHP054.  20% assorted superhot Orange Carbonaro, Frostbite, Orange ghost JAMI, Peach Congo, Monster Gum Leopard.  20% hot but more mild: Three sugar rush peach, a few Jamaican Mushrooms,  20% Orange habanero.

9 Garlic cloves - smaller (36g)

Thee cups distilled vinegar 

Juice of one large lemon (1/3C)

Tablespoon salt

[Longer InstantPot cook time - 4 minutes]

Added 1/2 distilled vinegar, 1/2 cup water.  

Total volume: 6 cups.  Added 1/4 tsp Xanthan gum.

Created: two pints, one half pint.  Two 5oz woozy bottle (one full, one 9mm short of full neck)

Chocolate sauce:

1 lbs superhot chocolate peppers (maybe 4-5 chocolate habs mixed in).  3 oz pasilla/chilaca brown stage.

3 cups vinegar

10oz frozen peaches

34g garlic

3/4 C water and 1/4 C lime juice added as the sauce was too thick.   

Still too thick.  Added 1C vinegar and 1C water.  

Made: 1 pint.  5 half pints.  Three 5oz woozy bottles. 

Elsa knows the words

A fool would not sing along

Just let it go bro

The Dark Mansion

Once upon a time there was a little girl.  One day she saw a mansion. She peaked inside. Is was dark and creepy. Until a Flash of light came through. Only one spot. Standing there was a blood thirsty vampire. It chased them all around the world. Until it was daytime the sun was shining the vampire turnedTo dust.  Then everything was perfect and they all lived happily ever after. The end

don't worry. it's fiction

Once upon a time a little firm and a little boy. Their mom abs dad were rich. Their mom and dad had a mansion and the power died. They were all alone in the house.  Then they stared hearing noises. Y

The next morning they heard another noise and saw that he pot of flowers was gone.  Then they saw something floating. It was super scary. They all got very scared.  It was a dementor. Dementors suck up your happiness you can never be happy again. The dementors can kill you with a dementors kiss. They take off their hoods and do it. Then they chases the family around the room.  After the dementor caught them, the family was never seen again. That is how everyone knew the mansion was haunted.  They put caution tape all around and planted a womping willow so no one can get in... so no one else ends up like the boy and girl. 

A little girl got past the womping willow tree and the caution tape. She saw the boy and girl floating around. They saw her and started chasing her. The girl ran out  past the trees and the ghosts chased. The little girl got caught.  After that,  she was never seen again. After that,  a boy went in and saw something very dangerous,  a DEMON. It was walking slowly at first and then started running, then even faster.  He was running so quick ot looked like he was teleworking. The boy ran even faster, but he was caught.  He did not turn into a ghost. He turned into something even better.  He turned into a killer clown. This is not the end. 

Yet another boy went in.  Something very bad, worse than any of the monsters, it was two things.  A blood sucking vampire and a werewolf.  Both of their eyes were red. Vampires teeth was dripping with blood. The werewolf and vampire did not catch the boy. When the boy got out, giant hands came out of the dirt, trying to catch the boy. Then giant feet were right next to five Graves.  The Graves spawned hands out of them. The windows turned into eyes. He saw the vampire and the werewolf.  He jumped out of the window. Then they caught the boy just like the other ten thousand people that tried to get in.  Then the boy, caught, by the house,  had his blood sucked and sucked out all his happiness with the dementors kiss. Then the entire world tried to get in but everyone in the world died from the dementors kiss, blood sucking and executions. Something was glowing. The sun came out.  The vampire turned to dust and the werewolf turned to people and the dementora turned into happy skeletons.  

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It's Larry the Cable Guy

I'll have a snow cone

Hansel and Rebel

Once upon a time there was a boy and girl named Hansel and Rebel. They have been eating all of the rotten things. Their mom was like, "oooeee why are you eating all the food?". Their dad said, "I'm going to put you in the forest", so he put them in the forest. They came along a house made of broccoli then they went to the next house. It had pumpkin guts all over it. Then they went to the next house. It hand candy all over it. They went: "yum yum yum", and started eating the house.

Then a nice women came out and said, "...". They then got exploded off the earth. 

Horsey Horsey Bear Bite

Once upon a time there was a girl named Goldilock. She was named that because her hair was brown. She rode a horse bit the horse did not like her so the house kicked her off. Then Goldilock was curious, asked, " why did the horse not like me?".  Then she tried riding the horses again. The same thing happened, she got kicked off. Then the horse trampled her. She lost a tooth. Then she saw some bears. She asked, "bears, do you want to play?". The bears ate her. The end.

Baby Baby Baby

Once upon a time there was a girl named Baby Bum. And then one day she flew out of the world. And then luckily she had her space suit on, but she did not have her space helmet on. So, then she exploded in outer space. Then she died in outer space. An astronaut found little tiny bits of skin. It was parts of dead Baby Bum. Then the astronaut touched a piece and died too. The end. 

Going to the line

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It's the deli life

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Capital gains tax

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Soaking torrential downpour

Tall plants will soon soar

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Beat up the Miz really bad

Get him a Grammy

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How about Thursday!