Horsey Horsey Bear Bite

Once upon a time there was a girl named Goldilock. She was named that because her hair was brown. She rode a horse bit the horse did not like her so the house kicked her off. Then Goldilock was curious, asked, " why did the horse not like me?".  Then she tried riding the horses again. The same thing happened, she got kicked off. Then the horse trampled her. She lost a tooth. Then she saw some bears. She asked, "bears, do you want to play?". The bears ate her. The end.

Baby Baby Baby

Once upon a time there was a girl named Baby Bum. And then one day she flew out of the world. And then luckily she had her space suit on, but she did not have her space helmet on. So, then she exploded in outer space. Then she died in outer space. An astronaut found little tiny bits of skin. It was parts of dead Baby Bum. Then the astronaut touched a piece and died too. The end. 

Going to the line

Mingling with the taters

It's the deli life

More fun at dentist

Baseball is very boring

Except for the Y'Alls