Sunday, April 24, 2022

Taking care of you

It's Larry the Cable Guy

I'll have a snow cone

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Hansel and Rebel


Once upon a time there was a boy and girl named Hansel and Rebel. They have been eating all of the rotten things. Their mom was like, "oooeee why are you eating all the food?". Their dad said, "I'm going to put you in the forest", so he put them in the forest. They came along a house made of broccoli then they went to the next house. It had pumpkin guts all over it. Then they went to the next house. It hand candy all over it. They went: "yum yum yum", and started eating the house.

Then a nice women came out and said, "...". They then got exploded off the earth. 

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Horsey Horsey Bear Bite

Once upon a time there was a girl named Goldilock. She was named that because her hair was brown. She rode a horse bit the horse did not like her so the house kicked her off. Then Goldilock was curious, asked, " why did the horse not like me?".  Then she tried riding the horses again. The same thing happened, she got kicked off. Then the horse trampled her. She lost a tooth. Then she saw some bears. She asked, "bears, do you want to play?". The bears ate her. The end.

Baby Baby Baby

Once upon a time there was a girl named Baby Bum. And then one day she flew out of the world. And then luckily she had her space suit on, but she did not have her space helmet on. So, then she exploded in outer space. Then she died in outer space. An astronaut found little tiny bits of skin. It was parts of dead Baby Bum. Then the astronaut touched a piece and died too. The end. 

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Going to the line
Mingling with the taters
It's the deli life
More fun at dentist
Baseball is very boring
Except for the Y'Alls

Saturday, May 1, 2021

 Legal precedent 

Dogecoin cryptocurrency

Capital gains tax

Thursday, April 29, 2021

 Heirloom tomatoes

Soaking torrential downpour

Tall plants will soon soar

Monday, March 1, 2021

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Sunday, January 24, 2021

Friday, January 8, 2021

 Lay down the cardboard

Remove excess foliage

Spring will be here soon

Thursday, October 1, 2020

 Leading with Data

Proficient changes are made

Shaping the future